I think I love you, just for doing this. I've never been one of those crazed fanfiction writers, but after that scene in the book I decided that something had to be written to fix it. Creepily enough, my mother agreed (She still doesn't understand the concept behind fanfiction, but there is no cure for writer's block like your mother asking you when the hell you are going to post the next chapter). And Yes, Joffrey is a little... I don't know a word appropriate to use for him in any of the fvie languges I know... assclown might do in the interim though. I think this is my new fav...I might just have to print it out and frame it.